What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
08.06.2025 23:39

Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
A new COVID variant is spreading across California. Could we see a summer surge? - Sacramento Bee
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Oldest depiction of the Milky Way galaxy discovered in an Egyptian sarcophagus - Earth.com
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
The 'Japanese Walking' Fitness Trend Has Science-Backed Benefits - ScienceAlert
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?
Still no good
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
If You Can Perform These 5 Moves at 60, Your Body’s Decades Younger - Eat This Not That
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?